Understanding VAT Return



Understanding VAT Return Form As a part of my research in sparse fields, I come across myriads of resources, but keep forgetting that some findings might be useful references if you are typing "What is....?" in your search box,  an hour later find it pretty daunting task to carry on.



OLE-OLE-OLE-OLE is On

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1889 DePauw Football Team.jp-330x244.jpg Looking back into the history of Datasite, I dug out this old photo…Muzaffar Karabaev, Akmal, Ula, and …… Now back to the present, fierce matchs on between:

Datasite Football Battle

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soccer-brawl.jpg DataSite will never be the same after the Championship. Let’s hope no blood shading, etc. After all we all boil down into one building, cheers;p)
Check out the teams below:

  • DATA-MONSTERS (NO MERCY)
  • FC Sales (Endless Goal Fire” by White Dragons)

Datasite - Outing

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(Important notice. Some photos were f..ed up from here) So miserable that airlines have to delay flights over Iceland again, due to volcanic eruptions. But I can sideline these "global" issues. Not my concern) Clean air, wonderful  nature and no volcano eruptions and NOR ASHES on the weekend.

Though, lots of photos shot, weird poses of people captured, I am sharing only just a few not to be killed;)

Enjoy it.

 

imagination_land_balloon Not sure, If I should fish-eye on a certain song to feedback, but maybe just a trigger to have my say how bizarre templates out there in our music industry.

I was in a “marshrutka” to my work listening to a song by Doston U. “Севиб Қолсан Нима Бўлади?”. (What happens if I fall in love?)

Believe me, it was very irritating unless, I thought it were “Imagination Land” by South Park.

 

Helpline for Entrepreneurs

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saw_branch_colsmall The local media is bursting with slogans “If any obstacle with regards to obtaining, licenses or dishonest state agents inhibiting your business, call 008”

I’d like to ask, has anyone called? If no, you don’t loose much. First, hardly every do they pick up the phone. Second, they do not administer any help, but give you a daunting task -  non-operating phone numbers.

What is wrong with the government? They King-Kong their breast, but all promises, statements are so hollow. I’d like to state a wonderful relevant poem by Erkin Vohidov (in Uzbek, sorry dudes)

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Бизлар арра тортмоқдамиз, аррамизнинг тиши йўқ,

Tиши йўқ деб айтадиган, бизда бирор киши йўқ.

Бизлар асло анойимас, пишиб кетган кўзимиз,

Арра тушган ўша шохда ўтирибмиз ўзимиз.

Weird Connections

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f_bscap0002m_ee39722 forum_ff09dd60_Gary_Busey_Red_Carpet_Crazy_Celebrity crazy-frog

“I, director of LLC, entitle/allow myself to receive the item in the name of myself”

No kidding, I wish it were an anecdote, but if you recall my earlier post on Collection Sack, where I described logic killing red tape to buy the sack (in fact collection sack is a must thing for a retail entity), this short article is an extension to it.

As after scraping through with payment for the Collection Sack, you are told to have a document entitling you to receive the item in the name of the LLC director, even if you director already.

Had Britney been born in Uzbekistan, she would have sung “You drive me crazy” in a totally different context.

“Ей мантиқ, яшавор”

P.S. Unrelated photos above are the incarnations of impressions of a commonsense person, except for Crazy Frog).

cash_bagHave you heard the news? 2011 – the year of small and medium businesses in Uzbekistan, Hurayyyyyyyy!?????????

Yes, I am very skeptical if the prospects of investments heralding through the media anyhow reduces the red tape one has to experience to set up a legal entity in the country.  About red tape, there is so much to say, but I will suffice with one of the most ridiculous steps in becoming a legal entity - “Инкассовый мешок”, which is a Collection Sack.

Sounds quite a minor matter, but is pain in the ass. Sorry for the vulgar statement, but here is the story.

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Rolled loads of snow and the streets ended up with clean pavements and a snowman over 100kg.

First off, reckoned snowman as a waste of time aftermath. But if you look at it form  a different perspective, considering society where outdoors are poorly kept clean and roads full of holes, masses of snowman have an intrinsic value for society – keep the wheels off the holes. At least, you know what you are running over.

Yup, it is social work, but you don’t have to commit any minor crimes to be involved in it. It is fun to do.

With camera on hand, it even gets better. Check out my photos…